Armed 2 the Teeth

This is our military?

IrishTim — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:09:20 +0000

Capt. Holly Graf of the United States Navy has been relieved of her command of the USS Cowpers because she was demeaning towards her subordinates. What kind of millitary are we using when a guy gets a piece of paper thrown at him and complains to his superiors and gets someone demoted.
Judging by the picture, she doesn’t look like she’s the most feminine of women, but when the guys on the ship can’t take orders and get upset it probably has to do with the fact that she’s the type of woman they have to look at for months at a time. I want to make some sort of semen joke, but I’m going to refrain. If we’re to win wars, catch Bin-Laden (is that still a priority?), or instill fear in pissant countries, then the men in our armed forces better get some balls or at least be as manly as the women that command them.

Still a shame…

IrishTim — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:05:25 +0000

It was 20 years ago that Hank Gathers died on a basketball court after an alley-oop. Walking up the court, he turned around, put his hands on his knees, stood upright, turned around and collapsed. He was dead within the hour.

The guy from Twilight doesn’t like vaginas?

IrishTim — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:47:03 +0000

Robert Pattinson says “I really hate vaginas. I am allergic to vaginas.” Really? He always seemed so straight to me. I can’t believe that he meant this.

Hockey’s Hottest

IrishTim — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:03:49 +0000

Hillary Knight is the hottest of this years TEAM USA Women’s Hockey Team.

You can take the girl outta Jersey…

IrishTim — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:09:25 +0000

It’s amazing that you get a bunch of douchebags and whores from other states, throw them in to the Jersey Shore and all of a sudden, the whole state is in an uproar. This is the new face of the Jersey Shore. I’m sure that all of the beach towns are happy that this is how they’re portayed to the outside world. The sad part is that, even though they won’t admit it publicly, this is exactly the best representation of a Jersey girl

Rex Ryan shows his true colors…

IrishTim — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:45:01 +0000

The best part of Rex Ryan wearing a FLYERS jersey is that he was at a Hurricanes vs. Panthers game. The reps from the Hurricanes eventually went down and gave him a Hurricanes jersey to wear. It doesn’t matter to me, the guy showed where his heart was.

NBC loves racism

IrishTim — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:13:37 +0000

NBC loves racism. This picture is from Questlove, the drummer of The Roots who spotted it at NBC.

Help the Haitians…

IrishTim — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 19:49:54 +0000

I was thinking of the poor Haitians and wondering what I could do to help some of those that aren’t as fortunate as us. I decided that looking at a picture of Lacey Chabert might help. You might remember her from the old show “Party of Five”, I remember her from the show in my head last night. I remember when Jennifer Love-Hewitt was thought to be the best looking girl on that show. I guess it was because Lacey was 12. I’m not quite sure how this picture will affect any displaced Haitians, but I know that it sure as hell helps me get through the day.

Dont drop your gloves if you don’t want to be hit.

IrishTim — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:05:52 +0000

It’s interesting in listening to the commentators from MSG Network talk about Carcillo going right after Marian Gaborik in this one. It looks like Carcillo just comes in and grabs the closest NY Ranger. It happened to be Gaborik, who’s not known for his fighting, but this time thought it would be wise to start punching Carcillo and then drop his gloves. Is Carcillo supposed to look at who it is and not fight back? No, he’s supposed to do what he did, beat the shit out of whomever is in his face.

Brittany Murphy, Puppy, and Mark David Chapman

IrishTim — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:17:31 +0000

This is Brittany Murphy, prior to dying, returning from 1980 with her puppy and Mark David Chapman, the man who killed John Lennon. There’s no possible way that anyone can say she wasn’t on drugs. Look at the guy she’s letting grope her in front of the media. He looks like he’s about to give her liquor and a potent mix of prescription meds, let her die in bed, then have sex with her corpse before calling the paramedics and pretending to cry. I think that Rick James said it best, “cocaine is a hell of a drug”!!!