Armed 2 the Teeth

Amy and Matt Roloff are what some people would call stars. They’re on a show called “Little People, Big World”. I’ve never seen the show, but I’m sure it involves a bunch of midgets that aren’t being thrown around at a bar, but probably struggling to cook and get food out of the cupboard. I can’t stand midgets, but midgets being paddled ashore on a boat is even more scary. It’s like they’re invading by sea. If I saw these two coming ashore, I’d be throwing rocks at them to keep them at bay. But, some network is paying them to climb a ladder and get some sugar, so they’ve one-upped me for now.

Capt. Holly Graf of the United States Navy has been relieved of her command of the USS Cowpers because she was demeaning towards her subordinates. What kind of millitary are we using when a guy gets a piece of paper thrown at him and complains to his superiors and gets someone demoted.
Judging by the picture, she doesn’t look like she’s the most feminine of women, but when the guys on the ship can’t take orders and get upset it probably has to do with the fact that she’s the type of woman they have to look at for months at a time. I want to make some sort of semen joke, but I’m going to refrain. If we’re to win wars, catch Bin-Laden (is that still a priority?), or instill fear in pissant countries, then the men in our armed forces better get some balls or at least be as manly as the women that command them.

It was 20 years ago that Hank Gathers died on a basketball court after an alley-oop. Walking up the court, he turned around, put his hands on his knees, stood upright, turned around and collapsed. He was dead within the hour.

Robert Pattinson says “I really hate vaginas. I am allergic to vaginas.” Really? He always seemed so straight to me. I can’t believe that he meant this.

Hillary Knight is the hottest of this years TEAM USA Women’s Hockey Team.